10 TOP-MOST LIES
I’ll call you Right Back
Let me sit and hold my breath for that. It’s the topmost lie we all use to disconnect the call when we’re busy. The worst part is no one calls “Right Back” at all…
You look Amazing…
When we’re going out and we ask our partner
“Darling, how am I Looking?” The most common response is “you look amazing” even when they’ve not moved the neck an inch to even look at us…. Uffff…
Of course, I Remember!!!
Hey, do you remember what day it is?
Of course, I remember!!! While trying to figure it out “What the hell I forgot???”
It’s the easiest response to give your brain time to remember what or whom they’ve forgotten?
I’ll be Ready in 5 min
Not even Gods could get ready in 5 min, So take your time we all know it’s going to take an hour.
Oh God!!! RED ALERT!!!!
This line is Code Blue for you… never take it literally and pester and force another person to tell you what’s wrong else you might pay highly for it…
I would be there in 10 min
It officially means they’ve just started and it would take time so you relax… I’m stuck in Traffic jam. It means if I told you the truth that “It’ll take 2 hours you’ll Kill me slowly & painfully” These are 2 lies everyone uses when they’re running late.
I do not have Change
Well Well!!! You’ve to pay the bill again. Else there’s no shortage of change is stores anyone could get change if some really wish to pay the bills.
I was about to Call you
Ya Right!! And we have Telepathy that’s why I called you the moment you thought about me… I was not born yesterday…
Work is almost complete
OMG!!! It’s going to take a lot of time to finish the work you might as well forget it that you’ll get it done today…
Last but not the Least is
I LOVE YOU
It’s like a knee-jerk response everyone gives when they hear it. These are the 3 most important but callously used words.
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